He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Randomize
