she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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