On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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