no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
im having a threesome with these popsicles
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Randomize
