What a fucking waste of an outfit
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I believe in your delicious
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
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