She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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