There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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