office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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