Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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