no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
