Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Watching her eat just hurts me
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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