I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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