Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
There r osticjed everywhere
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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