I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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