Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Randomize
