Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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