i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
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