i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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