it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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