Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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