I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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