Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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