Christians are straight up FREAKS
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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