The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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