Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Randomize
