just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
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