He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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