I never want to see another naked old woman again.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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