he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
the night ended with taco bell and tears
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
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