just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
whose ass print is on the piano?
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
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