Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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