Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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