Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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