god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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