Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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