quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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