Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
NoShamevember. You game?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
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