thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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