She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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