I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Couch. On fire.
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