turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
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