There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
you never un-have a 4some
I'm like, not good at living.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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