It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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