did you get engaged???
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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