if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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