Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize
