Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
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