Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
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