i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
worst night to have a conscience
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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