i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
soo... how was my night?
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