So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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