I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
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