Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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