just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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