I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Farmville is her only friend.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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