If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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