No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
i drank out of a bidet.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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